http://tabulas.com/~theCfactor/ SAVE TONIGHT; tomorrow I'll be gone cheryl-dignified. en Thu, 06 Sep 2007 14:45:34 +0000 HEAD OVER HEELS!
Stuffed myself with doughnuts, omg thanks Meryl <3 Just returned from shopping, got myself a pair of effing hot heels which I don't really see myself wearing it anytime soon, but just bought it... yaknow, retail therapy. I should seriously stop feeling so dispirited, get my ass off that cozy nest and go for a run or something. Exams've been over for 2+ weeks and my running shoes are in the exact position it was prolly 3 months ago in the shoe cabinet. 5 generations of caterpillars probably emerged as butterflies from their cocoons inside those shoes already.



YUP I need to sell some of these bitches.


HEAD OVER HEELS

Anyone to cheer me up with a joke or twoooo?

]]> http://tabulas.com/~theCfactor/1473567.html http://tabulas.com/~theCfactor/1473567.html Thu, 06 Sep 2007 14:08:11 +0000 Sorry baby, major turning point from now yoyo! just came home. met mom daddy sister for dinner at ikea and they freaking spent a bomb at ikea NOT on furniture, but on absolute unnecessary items. Anyhow, am glad I got my quail-feathered pillow and can sleep in peace from now. I decided that it was my pillow which was stiff and ugly that make me have nightmares all the time, I dreamt I lost my two front tooth during nap today. wth?! christmas isnt even anywhere near.
Have no idea why I'm feeling so lethargic, shall go to bed now at an unearthly 1020 pm. Ya probably cos some mean thing called me at 245 am and idk who it is and i dont wanna know.  what a gay smiley.
alright. Im charging towards my quail-feathered pillow right after I submit this post and, GOODNIGHT WORLD!

XOXO]]> http://tabulas.com/~theCfactor/1472764.html http://tabulas.com/~theCfactor/1472764.html Tue, 04 Sep 2007 14:38:46 +0000 YOU TAUGHT ME HOW TO CRY Feeling melancholy ):
and it HAS TO RAIN, to mount onto this dolefulness.

OKay maybe its just Monday blues. (<- emo hair)

ALRIGHT, I SHALL CHEER MYSELF UP WITH SOMETHING STUPID. You guys have to laugh too, okay.


even the platypus looks gay and doltish!!?
]]> http://tabulas.com/~theCfactor/1472153.html http://tabulas.com/~theCfactor/1472153.html Mon, 03 Sep 2007 05:10:25 +0000 You make me wanna surrender my soul.

HEY WORLD. life's been pretty good. not much stress, study table's cleared of the once-worksheets-now-rubbish :D sounds great huh. And I get to go out to play! And escape from that crazy mugging life ohman I don't wanna remind myself of it again..

I realised how long since I last put on heels, that the soles of my feel got sore and hurt pretty bad when I wore them yst. Sept hols started off good with guitar concert with hw dearest and charm who was nowhere to be found for 3/4 of the concert, ahem. but its okay, OHM. I love these two people, they are gay and lovely no matter what. (:

Today being a saturday, time to go out and play! ya I made it rhyme on purpose. Stoned for an hour to think of how to spend the day, no dates): haha, so I realised how fair i was and headed for a tan. Sun was good, so I look healthy and abit more happening now. Then went to vivo and shopped big time. didnt bump into charm, though I prayed I could, cos it would be a rather interesting sight, ahem once again. But she avoided me the whole time, oh welllll OHM.

The series of pictues coming up are (as usual) gay shots of me and HW celebrating post eoy at toysRus, oOoOohhh what a happening place. We tried to imitate the people on the packaging and, I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY.

cos a picture speaks not a thousand but ONE word - GAY.
Okay maybe two words. F**KING GAY.




]]> http://tabulas.com/~theCfactor/1471624.html http://tabulas.com/~theCfactor/1471624.html Sat, 01 Sep 2007 14:26:20 +0000 love is not a process, its a cycle.
HOW DOES A HALOGENOALKANE LOOK LIKE!??

Answer:


sorry I'm just gay like that ;)]]> http://tabulas.com/~theCfactor/1469042.html http://tabulas.com/~theCfactor/1469042.html Sun, 26 Aug 2007 09:16:57 +0000 Never in my 3+++ years of blogging, have I put up a picure of myself in specs, even though I was myopic since like PRIMARY THREE?! (omg I don't remember staying up all night watching porn on comp then)

Anywayzzz, since it is the SecFour EYA period, which I consider a significant-enough event for me to mark, and MUG, and go crazy from the entire bed/floor of notes which will become heaps of rubbish in 2 days time!!

A series of pictures of me in specs, yes, exclusively (: Haha MERYL ANN OH, 我不帕露出我丑的一面喔！

I think I've seriously gone kooky and cranky from all the mugging.

]]> http://tabulas.com/~theCfactor/1468732.html http://tabulas.com/~theCfactor/1468732.html Sat, 25 Aug 2007 10:49:43 +0000 BECAUSE I'M YOUR GIRL.
Still my all time favourite MV




]]> http://tabulas.com/~theCfactor/1468487.html http://tabulas.com/~theCfactor/1468487.html Fri, 24 Aug 2007 16:20:28 +0000 A DUMB JOKE LIKE A BLONDE  

大家好！！
Yes I won't be able to update much basically cos there's nothing happening in my life. Books and spectacles are my best friends, kthx.

Like Shimin and yiyue said, im one of the reeeally rare people who still blog in midst of the ongoing EYAs.

In my absence, let me fill you with a joke =.)

The silver haired lady confronted her doctor with a
Complaint of pains all over her body.

"Be more precise," he said. "So I can help you, try pointing to some of the
places that hurt.

The silver-haired doll put her finger on her arm and said, "Ouch!" then her
finger to her hip and said, "Ouch!" and then to her rib cage and said, "Ouch!"
again.

The doctor stopped her and asked, "Were you a blonde before your hair grayed"?


"Why yes!" she said excitedly, "But how did you know?"

The Doc answered, "Your finger's broken."

]]> http://tabulas.com/~theCfactor/1467678.html http://tabulas.com/~theCfactor/1467678.html Wed, 22 Aug 2007 14:52:29 +0000 IF I COULD SAY WHAT I WANNA SAY, I WANNA BLOW YOU AWAY!

WHY BOTHER TO HAVE A KIND AND CARING HEART?!?

Neither does typical Singaporean appreciates, nor deserves it!

Let me elaborate on me and my parents' encounter just moments ago.


Parents took me out for a gooood dinner, and on the way back to the carpark.......
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WE SAW A MAN LIE FLAT ON THE GROUND, MOTIONLESS, AND THE TUMMY LOOKED VERY BLOATED.

Surprising, there wasn't a crowd. I was suspecting that he was dead and decomposing, thence the bloated stomach. Check this out!



can you see the bloatedness? Its seriously freaky.

Okay, anyway, my parents went forward to shake him hard and ask him, "HELLOO HELLOOO ARE YOU OKAYY!?"
yeah, thats the way to start, if you attended CPR courses, you should find this phrase familiar (:



and yknow what was that "dead" man response?

He suddenly opened his eyes, and my parents were deeply taken aback, and sprung back in utter astonishment!

Then he mumbled, "FUCK OFF LA, CHAO CHEE BYE!!@#$#$%&^*!"

Turned out to be, he was a cursed drunkened vulgar man who probably just declared bankrupt, got retrenched or his wife found out about his china mistress. or worse still, the china woman cheated all his money and fled.

How dare he curse my parents! I CURSE HIM BACK!!

alrightie, I'm back to studying. dinner was bagus! Kebab wrap zomg, its been years since I last ate that.

]]> http://tabulas.com/~theCfactor/1465694.html http://tabulas.com/~theCfactor/1465694.html Fri, 17 Aug 2007 14:10:44 +0000 YOU'RE JUST AN APPETIZER, BABY.
I was studying when half way, I realised I couldn't really see clearly what was written on the paper. My vision was blurred.

And I realised, my spectacles drooped like 5 cm below my eyes, resting on the midpoint of my entire stretch of nose.

Its kinda nuts, what EYAEYA can do to you ><

OOOOH, TALKING BOUT NUTS, I had this craving for exotic doughnuts out of the blue. I have no idea why, but I bet you sure are tempted and salivating from the pictures coming up. (=, good luck to all for the upcoming EYAEYA, CCTs and prelims.

(why must they come up with ridiculous sounding acronyms!?)

"oh macDonald's had a farm, EYA EYA OH!"

 




BLUEBERRY & CUSTARD FILLINGS ZOMG.

 

ciao!

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