Who says the japanese cannot do better than those naughty aliens?

Napoleon

Sengoku-period warrior

Sengoku-period warrior (with farmers)

Crops close up view

Naoe Kanetsugu and Osen

Osen

Naoe

Doraemon and Deer Dancers

Cow, Omi-Hachiman

Ducks

Source: http://pinktentacle.com

In homage to Ultraman's father Eiji Tsuburaya, silhouettes of Ultraman monsters painted on transformer boxes can be seen on the streets of his hometown in Sukagawa (Fukushima prefecture).

Ultraman

Ultra Seven

Gomess

Pegira

Borg Seijin

Clockwise: Antlar, Guts Seijin, Telesdon, Mephilas, Gomora

Source: http://www.pinktentacle.com/

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Keyboard Tie

Show em how good you are with a keyboard without muttering a word.
Perfect during a job interview!
Available in Amazon.

Keyboard Bag

Comes in fashionably three colors (white, black and even in hot red).
Designed by: João Sabino

Keyboard Pants

Rocks my socks!
Type anytime, anywhere with these crazy flexible "functioning" keyboard (mind you) embedded in your almighty jeans. Comes with a mouse on the right back pocket. :)
Source: Yanko Design

The Autobots

The Decepticons

1. Always check your chicken from KFC Bucket before grabbing a bite
(Palagiang tignan ang manok mula sa KFC Bucket bago ito kagatin)

A couple ordered a bucket of KFC Chicken and brought it to the cinema as a snack. While too engrossed with the  film they are watching, one of them was startled after giving a good bite to a drumstick. Suddenly they were disturbed by the sickening stench coming out of the bucket. So the couple rushed to the restroom to check the foul odored chicken, only to be more surprised to found out that it was a well-breaded rat.

Ewww!! Stir or no stir?

2. Do not eat the cones of ice cream from local sorbeteros
(Huwag kainin ang apa ng ice cream na binili sa mga Manong Sorbeteros)

Photo from here

They say refrain from buying ice creams from Mamang Sorbeteros coz these men masturbates and scratches their sweaty genitals without washing their hands then serve ice cream to naive parokyanos on humid day.


3. Refrain from buying street siopao
(Iwasang bumili ng siopao sa tabi tabi)

Why? Coz these siopaos are made of street cat's meat.
Unless you appreciate exotic stuffs.

4. Give alms to beggars
(Magbigay ng limos sa mga pulubi)

Photo from here

Rumors says that there was an incident when a lady ignored a beggar asking for coins. In revenge, the beggar splashed acid in her face and she got disfigured.

The beggar who gained it's fame by the name "Boy Asido" has been rumored to be roaming around the Metro in his splashing trip and targets his ex-girlfriend who made him crazy.

5. The Deceased Ex President is still alive and in hiding
(Buhay pa ang namayapang dating pangulo at nagtatago)

Photo from here

Everybody knows about the death of the ex-president, Ferdinand E. Marcos that was caused by 72 complications from lupus. Everybody knew about his lavish burial and that his body lies in a glass viewing case inside a refrigerated crypt, complete with soft music and running power that costs thousands of dollars. However, speculations have risen that the figure on display is a dummy since Marcos' face and hands does not appear natural even for a corpse.

Years later, a few people swore seeing Marcos attend one grand wedding in Manila in his own two feet (mind you not on wheelchairs), cape on one hand and surrounded by several bodyguards. It has been rumored that his death was faked and in hiding preparing for a grand comeback and only his loyal supporters knew of this.

So decide....stir or no stir?

Disclaimer: None of the allegations/stories stated above are proven (as implied by the title). Names, Brands and Locations however are specified for a more effective delivery.

1. Don't sit on the alley lane on movie houses.
(Wag umupo sa sinehan malapit sa daanan)

Why? Because an allegedly crazy HIV positive bastard will inject a syringe-full of his blood to the moviegoer's unsuspecting arm. Then he'll murmur the phrase "Welcome to the world of HIV" and walk out of the cinema unnoticed.
According to hearsays the guy is doing it for revenge after acquiring the disease from a one night stand. tsk tsk tsk!

As conclusion, sit on the not-so-accessible areas on cinemas to prevent being the next victim, or bug off the cinemas once and for all.

2. Avoid cheap sodas.
(Iwasan ang mga murang sopdrinks)

Ever wondered why they sell Coke cheaper these days? Rumor says that an accident happened on one of Coca Cola's factory where an employee fell on one of their huge stirring chamber. They found the body only after the container has been drained. The contents of course are distributed nationwide.

There were also hearsays that fingers were found on certain bottles of Coke.

3. Do not try on clothes on Robinson's Galleria Dressing Rooms.
(Huwag magsukat ng damit sa mga Robinson's Galleria)

It has been said that the owner of the mall has a half-snake twin brother. For  pleasure or display of power (nobody really knows), the hideous half is peeping on unsuspecting ladies on the changing rooms to kill his boredom. If he finds the customer to be very attractive, the dressing room's floor will open like a mechanical trap. And the off-guarded lady will fall on an unfathomable pit for the snake man to devour.

Alice Dixson was rumored to be one of the lucky victims who has managed to escape by clinging on a metal hanger half-naked. She was paid handsomely to disclose the incident.

4. Don't dare go to Metropolis Cinema
(Huwag balakin ang pagpunta sa Metropolis Cinema)

A few years back, the lot where the Metropolis mall in Alabang is standing was a very huge cemetery. According to heresays, the owner was rushing the construction of that mall, thus, certain corpses were not transferred properly and still lying below the mall buried in cement.

There was an instance when two girls was questioned by a guard after seeing a movie in a usual Metropolis crowded cinema house.

The guard says, "Ladies, where have you been?".
One of the girl responded sarcastically, "Inside, we saw a movie. (And pointed the movie house) Isn't it obvious?"
The guard said "Impossible, that movie house has been closed for a while for renovation."
The other girl said, "It's not just us, there are other more inside".
So the guard and the two girls went in to check, but no one was inside.

5. Do not cross a newly constructed bridge.
(Huwag dumaan sa mga bagong gawang tulay)

No, not because it's still unstable and may collapse at anytime.

According to gossips, kids are being kidnapped when a new bridge is being constructed. The children serves as sacrifices, where they mix the blood on cement and bury the body on the main foundations of the bridge. It was a belief that this will make a sturdier finish product.
Creepy!

Disclaimer: None of the allegations/stories stated above are proven (as implied by the title).
Names, Brands and Locations however are specified for a more effective delivery.

A 59 feet tall (18 meter) mighty RX-78-2 Gundam can now be spotted on Shiokaze Park in Odaiba, Tokyo Japan.






To celebrate Mobile Suit Gundam 30th Aniversary, starting July of 09 the real life sized gundam will be showcased for 2 months.

The head unit moves and the body have 50 points that emits light.
It is also rumored that mist shoots forth from 14 locations on the body.

images are from here and here.

Achieved by drowning my bored eardrums with Skullcandy Skullcrushers with ultra-powerful subwoofs.
(mine is the Screaming Hand Series by Jim Philips a.k.a. Santa Cruz, design doesn't matter though)

Their claims were all true....the pair of mini-subwoofers against your skull makes the bass feel like a swarm attack by the renegades of funk, soldiers of Jah, hip-hop nation, and a 1970s version of the Kiss Army, all at once.
So, no. Skullcrusher is not just a clever name.

Those pesky voices in your head will never know what hit 'em!
Get one now!

Actor David Carradine of "Kill Bill" and "Kung Fu" was found dead in a Bangkok hotel room hanging in a closet naked. The 72 year old actor seemed to have hanged himself says the police.

The actor was staying in the Thai hotel while shooting a movie entitled "Stretch", and his apparent death was discovered when his producer went to his luxury hotel room. Carradine's representative confirms that he would never have committed suicide.

Cause of death is still under investigation. But my guts tells me he has been slain strategically by a samurai weilding chick in yellow trousers.

Note: Photo sources are unknown, images received through email.