Mister Lee's Blog

I've moved

Thu, 15 May 2008 14:39:00 +0000

Updates can be found here: http://leeal.wordpress.com

Glenn talks to Future Glenn

Sun, 08 Apr 2007 23:15:00 +0000

Google Does it Again

Tue, 03 Apr 2007 04:33:26 +0000

I'm no longer kidding when I say this: Google will one day take over the world if it doesn't destroy it first.

Until next time,

Alex <3

Mark Madsen: The hardest working man in the business

Sat, 31 Mar 2007 07:59:21 +0000

Until next time,

Alex <3

This Just In: Kanye West's Arrogance

Mon, 26 Mar 2007 08:26:20 +0000

Rapper Kanye West's arrogance recently participated in a study that has revealed it to be second to none.

Bystanders report that after its participation in the study, West’s arrogance mounted its high horse, and rode off into the sunset. “I had to strain my neck just to see it,” one man recalls.

West’s arrogance was closely followed by that of Sean “P. Diddy” Combs, which vehemently disputed the credibility of the study, while making various pompous claims.

Until next time,

Alex <3

YouTube: Videos that Make you Say Ooh-WEE!

Fri, 23 Mar 2007 16:24:16 +0000

Here are some YouTube videos that are related to today's theme: videos that make you say Ooh-WEE!

These guys are so dumb, I can't help but say Ooh-WEE!

These soccer players are so effeminate it makes the above clip look like Tyson vs. Holyfield. Ooh-WEE!

British TV is so boring, I can't help but say Ooh-WEE!

Until next time,

Alex <3

Modern Basketball Lingo 101

Tue, 20 Mar 2007 09:36:11 +0000

Hi class! Today's phrase is, "In your eye."

Common uses of this phrase include, "In yo' eye, SON!" Or maybe just a simple, powerful "In yo' EYE!" It's normally used as a sort of in-your-face, kick-in-the-balls insult, when someone makes a shot while heavily defended. Steve Nash embodies the essence of in-your-eyedness in this picture:

Much scholarly research by yours truly has revealed Jesus to be the first ever to use this phrase: "Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the plank IN YOUR OWN EYE?" (Matthew 7:3). Damn, SON!

The moral of the story is to keep it real like Jesus (as well as Steve Nash), and glorify your own deeds, ESPECIALLY when they make your fellow man look bad. Hey, ain't no chump turned water into wine. IN YO' EYE!

Until next time,

Alex <3