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		<title>TIRED of being here.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>I miss that feeling when I am finally drowsing because I was sleepy and not because I was TIRED....</p><p>Guess there's only one thing blame-able.&nbsp; Future (because school and schoolworks go along with it)....</p><p>If only BIOMAN can fight abstract monsters such as this.. hahaha</p><p>Good luck to all our theses (-:</p>]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Wed,  8 Feb 2006 12:20:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>BIOMAN</title>
		<description><![CDATA[hahahahah! Testing..]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Sat,  4 Feb 2006 05:23:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>EEEEWWW</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>READ THESE GROSS ARTICLES ON A SITE.</p><p><table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="100%" border="0"><tbody><tr><td><font face="verdana, geneva, helvetica" color="#cc0000" size="+1"><strong>The Fatal Hairdo<!-- End of Headline --></strong> </font></td></tr><tr><td style="height: 1px" bgcolor="#cc0000" colspan="2"><img height="1" src="http://images.about.com/all/bullets/dot_clea.gif" width="1" border="0" /></td></tr></tbody></table><font face="verdana, geneva, helvetica" color="#cc0000" size="-1"><strong>An urban legend</strong></font> <!-- End of Subhead --></p><font face="verdana, geneva, helvetica" size="2" /><font face="verdana, geneva, helvetica" size="2"><p><em>As told by Jennifer Morrison...</em> </p><blockquote><strong>A very stylish teen-aged girl tired of spending hours carefully &quot;ratting&quot; (teasing) and spraying her hair to attain an extreme beehive do. She washed her hair in sugar-water, allowing it to harden in the style she wanted. At night, she carefully wrapped a towel around it and slept on a special half-pillow designed to not disturb the hair.<p>One morning, she failed to come down for breakfast. Her mother went to her room only to find her dead in bed. When the towel was removed from her head, it was discovered that she had been gnawed to death by rats (or bugs &mdash; I heard both versions). </p></strong></blockquote><p><br /><em>As told by Joel Harvey...</em> </p><blockquote><strong>There's this guy who you might have seen walking around town with two huge dreadlocks (one on each side of his head). One day he decides to get them cut off. So he's off to the hair dresser, and of course they can't get the clippers through his hair, so out come the biggest pair of scissors you've ever seen. </strong><strong><p>They start to hack into one of the dreads and get about halfway through when he starts screaming and runs out of the shop. His girlfriend finds him dead in their flat the next day. </p><p>The coroner found that a nest of red-backed spiders had moved into his hair and started biting him when the scissors cut the nest to bits. </p></strong></blockquote><p><br /><em>As told by Jen Rasi...</em> </p><blockquote><strong>My mother told me a variation on this one, which proves this to be an international urban legend: </strong><strong><p>My mother grew up in Ostersund, Sweden. When she was in her early teens, when beehives were popular, she was told about a girl in her school who wrapped her hair around bread dough to achieve maximum height to her beehive. After about three weeks of her winning hairdo she began to suffer severe headaches. She was finally taken to an emergency room, almost unconscious, where it was discovered that the dough, and consequently her scalp (really believable, that!), was totally infested with maggots. </p><p>So it's not just Americans who are gullible... </p></strong></blockquote><p><br /><em>Email text contributed by Brenda Fredlaw-Lewis, 05/14/99...</em> </p><p>&nbsp;</p><table cellpadding="25" width="99%" bgcolor="#eeeeee" border="0"><tbody><tr><td>Please take caution. Pass this along to your friends and family.<p>Must Read! </p><p>Something terrible happened to a 10 yr. old girl who had braids. The little girl had been wearing her braids in a ponytail for the longest and apparently the braids were old, at least 2 to 3 months old, and the mother never took them down to wash them or let them air out or anything. </p><p>Anyway, the girl had been complaining about having a headache for approximately two weeks to her mother who just brushed it off, assuming that she had hit her head against the wall or something. Well one morning the child again complained to her mother about having a headache while getting ready for school. Again the mother brushed her off. When the child got to school, she told her teacher that her head was hurting. The teacher assumed that the braids were too tight in the child's hair and attempted to let the ponytail down. When she removed the hair piece and let the braids loose, there was a spider in the childs hair. </p><p>The spider had laid eggs in the childs hair and the spiders were eating her scalp. The child was rushed to the hospital were she later died. </p><p>This happened in Monroe, La. It was all over the news and in the papers for about a week or two. Please, parents, don't leave braids, or any kind of hair extensions in childrens or your own hair no more than 2-3 weeks. </p></td></tr></tbody></table></font><p>&nbsp;</p></!--></!--></font>]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2006 15:43:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>APRIL</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<p><font size="1">Remember my entry about April?&nbsp; About her planning to get here for a vacation?&nbsp; About me dreading her presence for she intimidated the hell out off little jonas before?&nbsp; About me calling her a snobby little bitch, for indeed she was?</font></p><p><font size="1">First off, I regret calling her a snobby little bitch. haha</font></p><p><font size="1">Second, she made it here.&nbsp; </font></p><p><font size="1">&nbsp;And the moment I heard my folks shrieked that April was indeed there waiting outside just behind our main door, I saw myself as the little jonas again.&nbsp; How nervous I was!</font></p><p><font size="1">The beautiful little April turned into the most beautiful creature the she could be.&nbsp; Really pretty.&nbsp; How I wanted to shrink right there and then upon seeing my big time nursery crush bloomed into&nbsp;such a&nbsp;lovely sight.&nbsp; </font></p><p><font size="1">We spent time together.&nbsp; She has changed big deal.&nbsp;&nbsp;One of my ideal&nbsp;conversationalists that I continuously live for to encounter.&nbsp; No crap, no dull moments, only fun and admiration.</font></p><p><font size="1">Up to now, I cannot imagine that the girl whose friendster account I've been staring via this very own computer some numerous&nbsp;months ago&nbsp;would upload her pictures here staring at this very monitor.</font></p><p><font size="1">April... We've been to places here but still I don't think I have given you enough to make you say that your stay was something worth remembering, or re-considering.&nbsp; I'm sorry.&nbsp; We had a glimpse of this in Corregidor with the big Buddha behind us but still, see you in that place that we, surprisingly, identically adore.&nbsp; See you in Kathmandu...</font></p><p>(pics are to be uploaded. :-( Tabulas is sick tonight. :-()</p><font size="1" /></font>]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2006 13:30:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>LASINGAN BLUES</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;SING:</p><p>Lasing nanaman, o kay tulin ng araw, inumang nagdaan tila ba kung kailan lang! Ngayon ay lasing, tayo ay magtawanan, Ngayon ay lasing tayo ay magawitan! Lasing! Lasing! Lasing nanaman muli! Pakiramdam nating pinakamimithi! Lasing! Lasing! Lasing nanaman muli, alkohol ang naghahari!</p><p>hahahaha asufkhawbio dye8o rq'wnsdfu/ jeopim]x-e[0o9nj4-8pnisdfu</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>oriwejqm[seu10o</p><p>wejdrpmd</p><p>wq</p><p>5648d4qe3riou3p2rn i eipadoqjkxi0 ! </p><p>Masaya kung lahat tayo lasing.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Masaya.</p>]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2006 15:12:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="1">1. Name someone with the same birthday as you.<br />Mike Tyson, Fantasia Barrino. hahaha puro&nbsp;mapuputi ah<br /><br />2. Where was your first kiss?<br />under a mistletoe<br /><br />3. Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else's property?<br />Angela's notebooks, yung upuan sa Manila Bay. (I was not alone!)<br /><br />4. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?<br />Ask Angela</font></p><p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="1">5. Have you ever sang in front of a large number of people?<br />oo. Sanay nako. hahahah<br /><br />6. Whats the first thing you notice about the opposite/same sex?<br />Hair, Nose, Teeth<br /><br />7. What really turns you on?<br />Rape scenes. hahahahaha<br /><br />8. What do you usually order from Starbucks/Gloria Jean's?<br />Green Tea Frap (minus the whipped cream but with shot of mint) :-) tsaka Sweetened Iced Tea with almond syrup (try mo sobrang sarap)</font></p><p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="1">9. What is your biggest mistake?<br />Letting pimples ruin my face<br /><br />10. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?<br />Does Croatia start with letter C?<br /><br />11. Say something totally random about you:<br />I am eyeing the apple in the table.<br /><br />12. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?<br />Yes, but usually the celebs I look at with disgust. hahaha<br /><br />13. Do you still watch kiddie movies or TV shows?<br />Nothing beats Saturday mornings and cereals and cartoons.&nbsp; Even if u're 20. haha<br /><br />14. Did you have braces?<br />I wish</font></p><p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="1">15. Are you comfortable with your height?<br />no. 1 more inch and im freakin satisfied. ok pag 6 flat. :-) stig<br /><br />16. What is the most romantic thing someone of the opposite sex has done for you?<br />bought me coffee-flavored chololates bec she thought i was sleepy<br /><br />17. How do you know when it's love?<br />When u finally don't give a shit if u look like rags on a candle-lit date<br /><br />18. Do you speak any other languages?<br />I want to learn Spanish<br /><br />19. Have you ever been to a tanning salon?<br />Ridiculous.</font></p><p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="1">20. What magazines do you read?<br />I don't read magazines that much :( &lt;---- same, comrade! hahahahah</font></p><p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="1">21. Have you ever ridden in a limo?<br />Haven't you?? hahaha joke. my 14th answer<br /><br />23. Do you watch MTV?<br />NO<br /><br />24. What's something that really annoys you?<br />jologs people<br /><br />25. What's something you really like?<br />cinnamonED bread<br /><br />26. Do you like Michael Jackson?<br />i like to ridicule him<br /><br />27. Can you dance?<br />lol<br /><br />28. What's the longest you have ever stayed up?<br />20 years</font></p><p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="1">29. Have you ever thought that you were honestly going to die?<br />yes, and the way this may happen scares me<br /><br />30. Have you ever been rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room?<br />No and I have no plans.<br /></font></p>]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Sun,  8 Jan 2006 12:42:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Tibetan Baldness</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<p><img height="159" src="http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y89/mamamayan/tibetan.jpg" width="360" border="0" /></p><p>BLAME IMPLUSE IM A SKINHEAD NOW!!!! hahahah PLUS MY TIBETAN OBSESSIONS. happy new year. :-)</p>]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Mon,  2 Jan 2006 13:00:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Last 5 mins of 2k5</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="1">I would probably have continued staring at nothingness if my dad's much-awaited adobo's aroma </font></p><p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="1">did not reach my senses.&nbsp; Last day of 2005.</font></p><p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="1">I knew it from the moment my eyes fluttered open and caught the ceiling that our house, at 2 in </font></p><p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="1">the afternoon, had been bustling in a festive mood for quite some time already.&nbsp; I also had the </font></p><p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="1">somehow sad realization that that was the last waking up for 2005.</font></p><p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="1">Mom has kept herself busy preparing dishes that would accompany us in welcoming 2006.&nbsp; </font></p><p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="1">Ridiculous amount of food to be partaken by only the three or four of us. Hahaha.&nbsp; Mind you, later, </font></p><p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="1">I know it perfectly and I can already picture it quite vividly as early as now, Mom will fret upon </font></p><p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="1">seeing everything she prepared has been barely eaten.&nbsp; Moms are always like that.</font></p><p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="1">New Year. </font></p><p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="1">My 20th New Year's Eve.</font></p><p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="1">I am always fascinated with the thought that the earth has sucessfully completed another </font></p><p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="1">revolution.&nbsp; I also find it wonderful that this is a world-wide event (Christmas only applies to </font></p><p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="1">Christians) and that countries basically are united even by the sole word &quot;celebration&quot;.</font></p><p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="1">Some, when they 'New Year', would more or less imagine firecrackers and noise pollution.&nbsp; These </font></p><p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="1">only come second to my list.&nbsp; When I hear 'New Year', I can almost see Europe and Asia and the </font></p><p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="1">rest of the continents, how the Earth looks like if you're in outer space just looking at it, and a </font></p><p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="1">poster of all the flags of all the nations.&nbsp; Resolutions would come third.&nbsp; I guess I really love </font></p><p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="1">Geography.</font></p><p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="1">Always the day of recalling as well.</font></p><p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="1">Let me enumerate some of my well-remembered encounters this 2005.</font></p><p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="1">1)&nbsp; Sister and niece went migrating to US (sad)<br />2)&nbsp; Have had many pimples like never before (sad)<br />3)&nbsp; OJT days (happy)<br />4)&nbsp; Ended up a relationship (sad)<br />5)&nbsp; Have had my 20th bday (sad)<br />6)&nbsp; Appreciated my friends' existence more (happy)<br />7)&nbsp; Witnessed my sister's wedding (happy)<br />8)&nbsp; Finally made it to Puerto Galera (happy)</font></p><p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="1">kakatamad na mag-isip.</font></p><p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="1">This attitude, I want to change.</font></p><p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="1">Happy New Year World.</font></p><p><img title="world" height="67" alt="world" src="http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y89/mamamayan/ecbtn2.gif" width="90" border="0" /><img title="world" height="67" alt="world" src="http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y89/mamamayan/ecbtn2.gif" width="90" border="0" /><img title="world" height="67" alt="world" src="http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y89/mamamayan/ecbtn2.gif" width="90" border="0" /><img title="world" height="67" alt="world" src="http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y89/mamamayan/ecbtn2.gif" width="90" border="0" /></p><p><img title="world" height="67" alt="world" src="http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y89/mamamayan/ecbtn2.gif" width="90" border="0" /><img title="world" height="67" alt="world" src="http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y89/mamamayan/ecbtn2.gif" width="90" border="0" /><img title="world" height="67" alt="world" src="http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y89/mamamayan/ecbtn2.gif" width="90" border="0" /><img title="world" height="67" alt="world" src="http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y89/mamamayan/ecbtn2.gif" width="90" border="0" /></p>]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Dec 2005 13:17:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Look Young On Pink</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="1">I unearthed this picture from Emili&rsquo;s friendster profile.</font></p><p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="1">So brave of me to post this.&nbsp; Hindi ako nagpapacute putang ina.</font></p><p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="1">I was just overwhelmed with the alarmingly unmerciful fact that this was taken just barely a year ago, and I seem so young here.&nbsp; My hair?&nbsp; My skinnier frame?&nbsp; Aging manifests shockingly rapidly.</font></p><p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="1">We all look really younger here!&nbsp; All of us in this photo!&nbsp; Taxation?&nbsp; Thesis?&nbsp; Time?&nbsp; Hahaha.&nbsp; What is there to blame?&nbsp; Cracks me big time.</font></p><p><font size="1"><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif">I miss this look of mine.&nbsp; And this look of mine alone.&nbsp; </font></font></p><p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="1">No, really, I miss her company. </font></p><p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="1">No, really, I am not considering continuing typing this entry for lame fun.</font></p><p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="1">Defensive?&nbsp; Fuck you.</font></p><p><img title="cathjrn" height="300" alt="cathjrn" src="http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y89/mamamayan/1979475155994l.jpg" width="400" border="0" /></p>]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Nov 2005 18:15:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="1">As I was listening to, again, one of Gregorian Chant's songs, I suddenly felt, again, an unwanted tugging on my shirt.&nbsp; Figuritively.&nbsp; The very same thing that has been happening to me for the past two years.</font></p><p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="1">She is the one.</font></p><p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="1">For the love of God, it's been two years and still, I keep on catching myself inhaling the bitter-sweet air of impossible desire, mouth half-open, staring in utter nothingness (like the stereotypical angsts we normally read), everytime she comes sweeping my mind off this seemingly sane zone my personality has been tolerating on and off.&nbsp; She's so beautiful.&nbsp; She's the most beautiful girl I have set my eyes upon, I swear by the orangest robe in Tibet.</font></p><p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="1">I'm smiling right now.&nbsp; Oh, the mere thought of her. (-:&nbsp; And the memory of the amazing fact that, when we were still both 18, she wore nothing more than flats for school shoes but still managed to shed her magical aura on me with her towering posture.&nbsp; Oh help me God.&nbsp; I was just in the next classroom!&nbsp; And the second she almost lost her balance as we were ascending the stairs of AB.&nbsp; How I saw her blushed!&nbsp; </font></p><p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="1">When will I get over her?&nbsp; </font></p><p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="1">When?</font></p><p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="1">q:&nbsp; Anung sabi ni O kay Q?<br />a:&nbsp; &quot;Pare, mag-brief ka!&quot;</font></p><p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="1">q:&nbsp; Anung sabi ni U kay V?<br />a:&nbsp; &quot;Ang haba naman ng baba mo!&quot;</font></p><p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="1">q:&nbsp; Anung sabi ni A kay B?<br />a:&nbsp; &quot;'Tol, pinagtatawanan tayo nina CFAD&quot;</font></p><p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="1">q:&nbsp; Sinong classmate natin ang nawawala sa pagitan ni M at N?<br />a:&nbsp; Si AA</font></p><p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="1">putang ina.</font></p><p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="1">Names can make us crazy.&nbsp; Her name makes me the craziest.</font></p>]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Nov 2005 15:56:55 +0000</pubDate>
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