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Wed, 2 Jun 2004 16:01:44 +0000

Holy cow. I had to miss training today cause I had to go to our province.
Let\'s just say it was hilariously and freakishly traumatizing at the same time. My day went something like this:
- Went somewhere in Paseo de Roxas cause my mom had an interview for this new job thing. Lol. So we dropped her off and my dad went with the 3 of us kiddos *nger* to this building where he worked before cause there was this Dunkin Donuts thing there and McDo.
- I was bugging my dad by saying really annoying stuff like: \"Does this place bring back painful memories?\" (he has this biz thing now and he works from home. He\'s like home 24/7.) but then he didn\'t get annoyed. Creepy shit man.
- Anyway. Lol. Went to McDo and my got my sis pancakes. Lol. It was hilarious. I was drinking hot choco and my sister was complaining and shit cause she had no more syrup so I got pissed and brought her to this thing where she said \"extra syrup\" was. LOL. It turned out it wasn\'t syrup but vinegar. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. I laughed my ass off for about a year.
- Mom\'s interview thing finished and I ended up walking into the males bathroom by mistake. Numerous male eyebrows waggled up and down at me. The fuck man? DISGUSTINGMUS.
- Set off already to go to the province. Lol. Dad was telling us all these hilarious stories of when he and my mom were still dating. I laughed my ass off for about a year more.

I\'ll jump to when we got to the province already.

I soon realized that wearing shorts and a halter top was a HUMONGOUS GUMONGOUS HUGE TITANICALLY BIG-BUTTED mistake.
You figure out why.

We rode this jeep thing *weehee* to my Lola\'s place and she gave me this paper thing which basically stated that ^Katrina Pauline L. Marquez^ owns blahblahblah land.
It was a hill.
I own a hill.
A HILL.

O_O

Anyway. After the hill-y surprise, we ate lunch and my 17 year old uncle was there with his friends. Dang. Have they never seen a chick from Manila before? MUST THEY STARE? I know I\'m hideous but DANG. That was just... *ouch*.

I felt all grossed out so I went to talk to my other uncle, (15 yr old) Ryan and told him all about it. His eyes went all wide and he was all: \"They want your number you know.\"

Eeeeeeek. Not that I have anything against them but you know. :dead: Holy cow. It was just so... scary. I was innocently eating my lunch and all of them were like staring at me from across the table. Holy cow?! Even my dad noticed. He was laughing his ass off so hard it almost pelted away from his hips.

Anyway. The short and short of it is, I witnessed a grotesque thing: A pig giving birth. HOLY COW. They have an umblical cord or whatever. EEEERIE shit. And my GRANDMA STUCK HER HAND IN THE PIGGY\'S FANNY and GRABBED the PIGLET.

Holy cow.

Too traumatized to type more.

Wait. One last thing. MS. PARAGUAY SHUD\'VE FREAKING WON.

Sun, 30 May 2004 15:38:16 +0000

I\'m so pissed. Go to hell asshole and bring that FAT FAT FAT bitch with you.
Die.

Fairy tales

Fri, 28 May 2004 06:42:12 +0000

You people know how it is right? There are just some movies which... well, no matter what happens, you know that it\'s going to end ulp with the characters living happily ever after.

Wish my life was movie. ANG CLICHE KO AMP!

It\'s like the furthest thing from being movie-like. Not that I want it to be exactly like it or anything. It\'s just so... all over the place. My life I mean.

I mean look at it:

1) I got no priorities
2) I got no priorities
3) I got no priorities
4) I got no drive

Ew. I sound like so sociopathic 100 year old. I\'m 14 lng. Lol. Too young to be feeling that old already. It\'s just you know. It\'s weird. People get pissed at me and all that cause apparently I got and am still getting everything life has to offer without even trying while other people have to scrape their ass off working just to end with like... only 2% of what I have.

Excuse moi?! Some freak-ass dropped a note stating all of that in my bag... like... during the middle of my freshman year.
People can be so blind.

I got the FURTHEST thing from the perfect life.

But whatever. I like my life. Despite it\'s being unavoidably crappy at times. :-D

I\'m the man. Lol.

Anyway, moving on... Have I mentioned how totally hot Tobey Maguire is? He is like so on fire man! (And I\'m talking like a freaking bimbo here. Shoot me now. :yush: )

Holy crapping hell. I found out that our final game is going to be on June 6. Oh holy hell. What the heck? THE DAY BEFORE SCHOOL STARTS? THE DAY BEFORE SCHOOL STARTS? I am going to be like... mistaken as a crabby patty or something like that and be denied entrance to the freakingly crappy highschool building due to my overly *blushing* face. No matter how many gallons of sunblock I put on, I still go all red.

Let\'s please get a life now. The game was meant to be like... last Sunday. It was apparently cancelled because of the bad weather. Read: RAIN.

Do people no realize that galloping about in the field chasing after a soccer ball is much much more interesting when it\'s muddy and RAINING? Do people have NO imaginatoin at all? I mean HELLO?

Okay I must remember to breathe.

Breathe. :soob:

Geez

Tue, 25 May 2004 11:23:46 +0000

Holy hell. Holy freaking hell. Lol. I just got a-hold of the internet now lang. I slept at like 4:00 am this morning and woke up at 9:00 am.

And I freaking hell wonder why I have a headache. Puh-lease. I must really be that stupid.

Anyways. I was watching Fear Factor kanina and I was wondering... Do they cast people according to looks or something? Cause all of them look like they work out on a daily basis. It\'s unnatural to see abs as big as their floating around the tv screen. You know. Cause they\'re supposedly normal people or something like that. Normal my ASS.

It was the Couples thingy on so all these couples were there. It was actually quite cute. You know. The transporting of worms into another space in this humanitarian world using nothing but your mouth.

Appealing isn\'t it? Makes my mouth grumble with hunger.

Not.

Looking at the brighter side of life, at least I\'ve got something to look forward to tomorrow. Got soccer training from 4-6 pm but a few of us are planning to meet at G4 to catch a movie before it.
Which is just dandy with me. Need something to concentrate about before training.

Sitting there listening to your coach scream PUNYETA right at your face isn\'t really that pleasant.

Ciao people. Must dash. Still gotta figure out how to beautify this thing. Maybe there\'s some salon thing I can send it to. Like I send it as this crappity crap and then it comes back all gorgeous and shiat.

Hmmm...

Man oh man.

Mon, 24 May 2004 02:00:00 +0000

:bigeyes: This thing is really creepy man. I swear to shit. I\'ve like... stopped doing this whole webbing thing (tehehe) a bajillion years ago. And I remember nothing. Nil. NADA.

Anyway. Praises and much love to my friend Acie for... err... Getting me started on this thing. Is that even something to thank you about? Nyahaha. Kidding. She\'s to blame for the suckiness of this thing. Pero dudez, I\'ll make this thing beautiful. Cause nothing can\'t be achieved w/o hardwork.

Shoot me now for cliches piss me off and I\'m using them. Heeew. :-D