just came from batangas this past weekend. i was pretty bummed out coz i was with my family; mom, dad, kuya nd his gf. ok lng, pero beach yun eh, and to think of it, not more than a month ago, i was there with cla red, poy and jun. tangina, gusto ko uminom pero walang kainuman. gusto ko mag-vs pero walang vs.

then at around 6pm the next day, tumawag sakin si jun.

"Nasa batangas ka? san kyo nagsstay?"

"Bkit?"

"Punta kmi jan! Nasa south na kmi! hehehe!"

hahahahahaha! tangina, astig. at around 9pm, red, jun and jeff arrived. yeah! inuman na. so we headed to La Luz, two red horse grandes, two styro cups, a kilo of ice and 8 blue pills in hand, and no expectations whatsoever. tangina, sarap. bliss. tahimik. clear night sky. soundtrippin to the waves. steady. ultimate chiillax.

so as red, jeff and i were talking some pretty deep shit (knockout na si jun) this cute girl went over to our spot, pero umalis bigla coz, apparently, she mistook us for her barkada. so we went on with our conservation, but after a while, this girl came back...

"Do you mind if i ask two sticks of cigs from you"

"Sure, no prob" sabi ko. tpos nung paalis na sha, sbi ni jeff "hey, where you goin? c'mon, stay with us. come back!" hahahaha. "ok! i'll be right back" sabi nya. ayos.

her name was Len. so kmi nman, usap-usap, nagpapatawa, tumotohs ata, etc... so as we were walking by the beach, she stopped and said "i want each one of you guys to kiss me here on the cheek" woah! refusing to be impolite, we didn't turn down her offer. hehehe. so we sat down by the beach, usap-usap, nagpapatawa, tumotohs ata,etc... then sabi nya

 "i want to make out with one of you guys"

"Who?"

"It doesn't matter, besides, the three of you guys are DROP DEAD GORGEOUS...."

saay what? ndi, madilim naman kasi eh. hehehehe. but as to whom she made out with will remain to be a secret....

what made the night extra special for us was that we didn't expect anything.

Len was extra special too, coz unlike Arianne, she existed physically... hahahaha

our spot. our moment.

9. I hate that you cant keep any dboy secret

8. I hate that you're everyone's bitch, you're even the bitches' bitch

7. I hate your balding emo hair

6. I hate that horrible smell you leave on everything you wear or on everything you touch for more than 2 minutes

5. I hate that you've stopped wearing your Voltron shoes just because we called you Voltron

4. I hate how you hang around girls who obviously make you their driver with your bronto car, and never score with any of them. You just kiss their neck

3. I hate that you think you're thin just because you lost weight - coz really you're still fat, from last year's obese, and a long way from chubby

2. I hate it when your mother calls everyone up

1. I hate that you call yourself one of us Dboys 2002 when actually, you're Decs boy 2003

Echuss....

Anong kinakalat mo, ba't ka naman ganyan
Tinitira mo 'ko ng talikuran
Di mo ba alam, ako'y nasasaktan
Turing ko sayo'y kumpare pa naman

Sabi nila
Tinawag mo kong bakla
Maldita kang talaga
At ang kapal ng mukha

Hindi ako, di ako bakla
Sa boses palang, di mo ba halata
Pag di ka tumigil ng pagsasalita
Sasampalin kita
Hindi ako baklaaaaaaa...
Hindi ako baklaaaaaaa...
Hindi ako baklaaaaaaa...
Ho ho hoooooo...

Di ko sadyang tumatalsik ang fingers ko
Bakla na ba porket makembot ang puwet ko
Di ko inahit, natural ang kilay ko
Insecure ka sa flawless ng beauty ko

Chika nila
Tinawag mo kong bakla
Hoy bruha kang talaga
At ang kapal ng mukha

Hindi ako, di ako bakla
Itsura palang, di mo ba halata
Pag di ka tumigil ng pagsasalita
Sasabunutan kita
Hindi ako baklaaaaaaa...
Hindi ako baklaaaaaaa...
Di ako baklaaaaaaa...
Ho ho hoooooo...

Pare, pare
Pa pa paaaa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa
Pare, pare
Ayos baaaa mga pare ko
Pare, pare
Pa pa paaaa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa
Pare, pare
Okay baaa, pa pa pa pa pa pare!

Hindi ako, di ako bakla
Sa kilos palang, di mo ba halata
Pag di ka tumigil ng pagsasalita
Hahalikan kita
Hindi ako baklaaaaaaa...
Hindi ako baklaaaaaaa...
Hindi ako baklaaaaaaa...
Di ako baklhaaaaaa...

Hindi ako, di ako bakla
Hindi ako, di ako bakla
Hindi ako, di ako bakla
Hindi ako, di ako...
Hindi ako baklaaaaaa...
si jungay akoooooo!
si jungay  akoooooo!
bakla't baboy akoooooo!
Hindi lang ako bakla!

Ching...

Hindi ako bakla - Michael V.

Please don't call me gay because I look gay

Please don't call me gay because my hair is styled like Zach Efron

Please don't call me gay because I cannot commit

Please don't call me gay because for 27 years, I still don't have a girlfriend

Please don't call me gay because I cannot finish school

Please don't call me gay because I cannot finish anything that I have started

Please don't call me gay because I am not a man

Please don't call me gay because I am not a man and I don't have a word of honor

Please don't call me gay because my idol is "The Jeff Tuason"

Please don't call me gay because I really believe with all my heart that I can score

Please don't call me gay because I was suppose to score with Lyndi the other night

Please don't call me gay because I should have scored with Lydi way before

Please don't call me gay because instead of scoring with Lyndi on her bed...

Please don't call me gay because I scored with her gay friend instead

Please don't call me gay because I woke up spooning with him

Please don't call me gay because I think I enjoyed it

Please don't call me gay because my fart doesn't make a sound anymore

Please don't call me gay because I could have easily shove a soda bottle up my ass

Please don't call me gay because I'm gonna enjoy it

Please don't call me gay if I ask you to do it to me

Please don't call me gay if I ask you to do it to me without a bottle(use your own mehn)

Please don't call me gay if I have a boner when I high five or low five you

Please don't call me gay if I listen to Indie music, I'm just trying to be unique and different

Please don't call me gay when I fall head over heels inlove with the first person who shows any interest to me

Please don't call me gay because I cannot take up the challenge nor pursue the girl that I really like

Please don't call me gay because I read up all pick up shit and doesn't learn shit

Please don't call me gay because I cannot be a good son(they were wrong to call me a son)

Please don't call me gay because I cannot honor my mom nor her will

Please don't call me gay because I cannot put stock on my life

Please don't call me gay because I cannot fight for my dreams, if I had any

Please don't call me gay while I jack-off on porn with the girl giving the guy a blow-job

Please don't call me gay because its not what you are thinking

Please don't call me gay because maybe what you are thinking is correct

Please don't call me gay if you think you are right

Please don't call me gay because I love guys

Please don't call me gay even when I doubt if this love is more than platonic

Please don't call me gay, I owe you cash

Please don't call me gay, let's SOP instead

Please don't call me gay because I like to hang out with boys

Please don't call me gay because I'm always on the friend zone

Please don't call me gay because now I'm on the gay zone(with Lyndi)

Please don't call me gay because I'm Jeff's bitch

Please don't call me gay because I used to be Red's bitch

Please don't call me gay because I was firstly Mark's bitch

Please don't call me gay because I might be your bitch the next time

Please don't call me gay because I don't want to finish up PSBA

Please don't call me gay because I make excuses all the time

Please don't call me gay because I'm all bark no bite

Please don't call me gay because I cannot hit on the table on our left already checking me out because I'm too gay to just get over there and talk to them

Please don't call me gay I don't have my own opinion

Please don't call me gay because I'm gaya gaya

Please don't call me gay because I gossip behind your back

Please don't call me gay because for whatever reason I change my mind on the last minute

Please don't call me gay, anyway I just talk shit

Please don't call me gay because its not politically correct

Please don't call me gay, jaz call me Jungay!

8065

Bagnets

Estrella St, San Antonio Village

Makati 

DA BEST DITO CHONG!!!!!!!! HAY LAV BAGNETS 24/7!!!!

Haylab you daybert! i will do da proper thing by talking to you in person and telling it in your face how haym tired of being a kerida. Accept my unconditional lab hay dont care if you always have a boyfriend! Proper nga taena, may template ka ng text para lang hindi sabihin na drunk text! sige magsnap ka nalang, it a cycle, jaz like psba. so jups, stop wasting your time and stop wasting your life. pero pare, pasensya na, wishful thinking lang ako, alam ko naman na hindi pwede yun.

Red, ikaw, tara out of town tayo! Game next friday? Ok ok, hindi ka na pwede? sabihin mo naman day before na hindi ka pwede, wag naman day itself, hahaha! loko lang, pakita ka naman mehn! and makinig ka sa advice ni junie, frariotize!

sino pa ba nagchecheck ng tabulas? parang wala na.

anyway, i gat no more respect for women! wuhhhhoooooooo! woooo boy! wooo boy!

Support Bagnets!

and partee tayo! lahat game, set nalang ng date, pagkatapos ko na mahanap ng work para tapos na medical check up.

At tangina niyo lahat, ako nalang parati ngpopost dito! pati nakakatamad na gaguhin si jun sa tabulas, tumatanda na eh.

post something new, anything, kahit daily reports jaz like mr. cusi.

olats olats olats olats olats olats olats olats olats olats olats

boooooooooooooooo

corny na

its about time! like i always say, better safe than never!! and to make up for all those years, im going to graduate MAGNA or SUMA. promise.

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...MAGNA-nine years or SUMAmpung taon... ahihihihihihi

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ndi, joke lang. plano ko talaga grumadweyt by 27...

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2027.