http://tabulas.com/~archiekins/ EL TIEMPO GRANDE JUGADOR ... the ball park hustla en Mon, 4 Dec 2006 10:57:41 +0000 FHM Girls Next Door... Once again im asking for your help to vote for my baby...

We are able to make it to the top 5, might as well make it in the top 2.

You can easily vote online by going to this site http://www.fhm.com.ph/girlsnextdoor/gnd.php

VOTE for Akisha!!!

Girls Next Door

]]> http://tabulas.com/~archiekins/755918.html http://tabulas.com/~archiekins/755918.html Thu, 10 Mar 2005 03:00:32 +0000 What Might Have Been... by Lou Pardini Somewhere, lost in the wind
I'm watching you
Sunlight touching your hair
And I remember
Somehow, we said that we would never stray
But somehow we lost our way
Promises too often spoken
Are easily broken apart

I'm ready this time
I know that I'm no longer undecided
Don't wanna be
A fool wondering what might have been

Trace of forever lingering
Drawing me closer to you
A new beginning
Now I know
There is no doubt I understand
Just how fragile love can be
I can't forget
Your mem'ry found me
Now I know where I belong

I'm ready this time
I know that I'm no longer undecided
Don't wanna be a fool wondering
What might have been
Through every day, into the night
With only love to guide us
I'm ready to go, coz I've got to know
What might have been
Let the lovin' decide, I can't run, I can't hide

I want you to know
My heart will show that I'm ready this time
I know that I'm no longer undecided
Don't wanna be, a fool wondering what might have been
I've searched everywhere, and nothing compares
When we've got love to guide us
I'm ready to go, coz I wanna know what might have been
I'm wondering what might have been
We're gonna find what might have been
Oh I wanna know what might have been.

]]> http://tabulas.com/~archiekins/666407.html http://tabulas.com/~archiekins/666407.html Wed, 12 Jan 2005 02:42:59 +0000 FHM Girls Next Door... Once again i do ask for your help... My baby has reach the top 9 for the FHM Girls Next Door Search.... VOTE for Akisha...


]]> http://tabulas.com/~archiekins/646204.html http://tabulas.com/~archiekins/646204.html Fri, 31 Dec 2004 04:30:34 +0000 new jokes... Quick Joke 1
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

\"What\'s the matter?\" he asks.

\"I have a case of Anal Glaucoma,\" she says in a weak voice.

He asks: \"What the hell is Anal Glaucoma?\"

She responds: \"I can\'t see my ass coming into work today.\"

Quick Joke 2
A man was walking down the street when he was approached by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, \"If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead?\"

\"No, I had to stop drinking years ago,\" the homeless man replied.

\"Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food?\" the man asked.

\"No, I don\'t gamble,\" the homeless man said. \"I need everything I can get just to stay alive.\"

\"Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?\" the man asked.

\"Are you NUTS!\" replied the homeless man. \"I haven\'t played golf in 20 years!\"

\"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?\" the man asked.

\"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?\" exclaimed the homeless man.

\"Well,\" said the man, \"I\'m not going to give you the money. Instead, I\'m going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife.\"

The homeless man was astounded.

\"Won\'t your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I\'m dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.\"

The man replied, \"That\'s okay. I just want her to see what a man looks like who\'s given up beer, gambling, golf, and sex.\"

Quick Joke 3
An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to the docks once more for old time\'s sake. He hires a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He\'s going at it as best as he can for a guy his age. The old sailor asks, \"How am I doing?\" The prostitute replies, \"Well, sailor, you\'re doing about three knots.\" \"Three knots?\" he replies, \"What\'s that supposed to mean?\" She says, \"You\'re knot hard, you\'re knot in, and you\'re knot getting your money back.\"

]]> http://tabulas.com/~archiekins/644339.html http://tabulas.com/~archiekins/644339.html Thu, 30 Dec 2004 01:40:52 +0000 Music Videos? Foe Real? yeah, u heard it ryt comin out from my mouth. i do have music videos on my page where u can actually select your favorite videos including the lyrics. better check this one out. foe show! just blaze!

]]> http://tabulas.com/~archiekins/596872.html http://tabulas.com/~archiekins/596872.html Thu, 2 Dec 2004 01:53:10 +0000 Hey... Cool MTVs... check out my content page, hope u will like these music videos. if u wanna view other videos, just give me a holla... ayt??? Ü

]]> http://tabulas.com/~archiekins/594251.html http://tabulas.com/~archiekins/594251.html Tue, 30 Nov 2004 05:58:47 +0000 Quick Jokes... Quick Joke 1
One Thanksgiving a friend and I were walking down a main street in Albany when a man comes up to me and gives me a turkey and says, \"Happy Thanksgiving!\"

Without hesitation my friend knocks him out. I asked my friend why he punched the nice man. My friend said, \"He gave you the bird!\"

Quick Joke 2
A man goes into a repair shop to get his watch fixed. But when he sees that the girl running the store is extremely hot, he unzips his pants and lays his johnson on the counter.

Sir, what are you doing? This is a clock shop! the shocked girl shouts.

I know, he replies. I\'d like to get a pair of hands and a face put on this.

Quick Joke 3
A man wakes up one morning and there\'s a gorilla on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there\'s an ad for \"Gorilla Removers.\" He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he\'ll be over in 30 minutes.

The gorilla remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He\'s got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull. \"What are you going to do,\" the homeowner asks? \"I\'m going to put this ladder up against the roof, and then I\'m going to go up there and knock the gorilla off the roof with this baseball bat. When the gorilla falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his nuts and not let go. The gorilla will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van.\" He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.

\"What\'s the shotgun for?\" asks the homeowner. \"If the gorilla knocks ME off the roof, shoot the dog!\"

]]> http://tabulas.com/~archiekins/580457.html http://tabulas.com/~archiekins/580457.html Mon, 22 Nov 2004 02:19:33 +0000 Jokes... Joke 1

Three mice were sitting in a bar talking about how tough they were.
The first mouse slams a shot and says, \"I play with mouse traps for fun. I\'ll run into one on purpose and as it is closing on me, I grab the bar and bench press it twenty or thirty times.\" And with that he slams another shot.

The second mouse slams a shot and says, \"That\'s nothing. I take those Decon tablets, cut them up and snort them just for the fun of it.\"

And with that he slams another shot.

The third mouse slams a shot, gets up and walks away. The first two mice look at each other, and then turn to the third mouse and ask, \"Where the hell are you going?\"

The third mouse stops and replies, \"I\'m going home to f_ck the cat.\"

Joke 2

A guy is in the market for a used motorcycle. He always wanted a big Harley. He shops around, answering ads in the newspaper, and is not having much luck. One day he comes across a beautiful classic Harley with a for sale\" sign on it. Upon inspection, he is amazed to find the bike in mint condition. He inquires about it with the owner.\"This bike is beautiful! I\'ll take it. But you gotta tell me how you keep it in such good shape.

\"Well,\" says the seller, \"it\'s pretty simple. Just make sure that if the bike is outside and it\'s going to rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain. In fact, since you\'re buying the bike I won\'t need my tube of Vaseline anymore. Here, you can have it.\" and he hands the buyer a tube of Vaseline.

The guy buys the bike and off he goes, a happy biker. He takes the bike over to show his girlfriend. She\'s ecstatic (being a Harley fan).

That night, he decides to ride the bike over to his girlfriend\'s parents\' house. It\'s the first time he\'s going to meet them and figures it will make a big impression. When the couple gets to the house, the girlfriend grabs her boyfriend\'s arm.

\"Honey,\" she says, \"I gotta tell you something about my parents before we go in. When we eat dinner, we don\'t talk. In fact, the person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes.\"

\"No problem,\" he says. And in they go.

The boyfriend is astounded. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the family room, another huge stack of dishes. Piled up the stairs, dirty dishes. In fact, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes. They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word.

As dinner progresses, the boyfriend decides to take advantage of the situation. So he leans over and kisses his girlfriend. No one says a word. So he decides to reach over and fondle her breasts. He looks at her parents, but still they keep quiet.

So he stands up, grabs his girlfriend, strips her naked, and they make love right on the dinner table. Still, no one says a word.

\"Her Mom\'s kinda cute\", he thinks. So he grabs his girlfriend\'s Mom and has his way with her right there on the dinner table. Again, total silence.

Then, a few raindrops hit the window and the boyfriend realizes it\'s starting to rain. He figures he\'d better take care of the motorcycle, so he pulls the Vaseline from his pocket.

Suddenly the father stands up and shouts: \"All right, all right! I\'ll do the damn dishes.\"

]]> http://tabulas.com/~archiekins/558521.html http://tabulas.com/~archiekins/558521.html Tue, 9 Nov 2004 00:06:25 +0000 ETC... just came from a 7 day vacation... my favorite uncle died (he\'s my ninong din pala) last october 27. i slept around 8pm last night which is very early. i used to sleep around 7am these past few days. me and my family were very much tired.

me and my baby(colleen) are enjoying the services of sun cellular. we could actually talk for hours without spending too much. it will only cost you 250 pesos for unlimited calls and text messages, and that\'s for the whole month. so guys, better buy sun cellular sim cards so you can enjoy their services too. i could also sell, or get these sim cards for you so you don\'t have to waste time buying them in stalls. my friend is selling sim cards kasi. she sells it for 175 pesos. just give me a holler if u want one. ayt?

]]> http://tabulas.com/~archiekins/550276.html http://tabulas.com/~archiekins/550276.html Thu, 4 Nov 2004 01:58:00 +0000 And 1 Mix Tape Tour... Have you heard the news that the Mix Tape tour is coming into town? Actually, I do already have tickets for it. I'm looking forward and very much excited to have a glimpse on these And 1 Players. I've got a ticket where you could see all the action. This is actually the best seat that the coliseum can offer. It will be held at the Araneta Coliseum on November 6, 2004. It is our first year anniversary of my baby that is why we are going to watch together and have a wonderful dinner after the show. So, better check out the seats and buy a ticket. Maybe you could still grab those great seats like what we already have.Ü

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