chances last a finite time

Food <3.

Sat, 08 Nov 2008 02:22:29 +0000

So this blog http://www.verygoodtaste.co.uk/uncategorised/the-omnivores-hundred/ made a list of 100 things they think people should eat at least once. I can't eat half this stuff! and I've only recently had funnel cake (yes, for the first time ever).

1. Venison
2. Nettle tea
3. Huevos rancheros
4. Steak tartare
5. Crocodile
6. Black pudding
7. Cheese fondue
8. Carp
9. Borscht
10. Baba ghanoush
11. Calamari
12. Pho
13. PB&J sandwich
14. Aloo gobi
15. Hot dog from a street cart
16. Epoisses
17. Black truffle
18. Fruit wine made from something other than grapes
19. Steamed pork buns
20. Pistachio ice cream
21. Heirloom tomatoes
22. Fresh wild berries
23. Foie gras
24. Rice and beans
25. Brawn, or head cheese
26. Raw Scotch Bonnet pepper
27. Dulce de leche
28. Oysters
29. Baklava
30. Bagna cauda
31. Wasabi peas
32. Clam chowder in a sourdough bowl
33. Salted lassi
34. Sauerkraut
35. Root beer float
36. Cognac with a fat cigar
37. Clotted cream tea
38. Vodka jelly/Jell-O
39. Gumbo
40. Oxtail
41. Curried goat
42. Whole insects
43. Phaal
44. Goat’s milk
45. Malt whisky from a bottle worth £60/$120 or more
46. Fugu
47. Chicken tikka masala
48. Eel
49. Krispy Kreme original glazed doughnut
50. Sea urchin
51. Prickly pear
52. Umeboshi
53. Abalone
54. Paneer
55. McDonald’s Big Mac Meal
56. Spaetzle
57. Dirty gin martini
58. Beer above 8% ABV
59. Poutine
60. Carob chips
61. S’mores
62. Sweetbreads
63. Kaolin
64. Currywurst
65. Durian
66. Frogs’ legs
67. Beignets, churros, elephant ears or funnel cake
68. Haggis
69. Fried plantain
70. Chitterlings, or andouillette
71. Gazpacho
72. Caviar and blini
73. Louche absinthe
74. Gjetost, or brunost
75. Roadkill
76. Baijiu
77. Hostess Fruit Pie
78. Snail
79. Lapsang souchong
80. Bellini
81. Tom yum
82. Eggs Benedict
83. Pocky
84. Tasting menu at a three-Michelin-star restaurant.
85. Kobe beef
86. Hare
87. Goulash
88. Flowers
89. Horse
90. Criollo chocolate
91. Spam
92. Soft shell crab
93. Rose harissa
94. Catfish
95. Mole poblano
96. Bagel and lox
97. Lobster Thermidor
98. Polenta
99. Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee
100. Snake

A List of Stuff

Wed, 29 Oct 2008 03:02:46 +0000

Originally, this was going to be called "a list of things I want to do before I die" but a lot of it is who I want to be... I'll tell you how it goes.

Be 125 lbs. - I currently fluctuate between 136-138. If I can make this happen, the rest of this list will be EASY PEASY.
Photographer- I want to take pretty pictures. All day. Every day.
Photoshop Master :)- And those pictures that aren't so pretty, I want to make them pretty. And make more pretty pictures.
Painter- I don't know how far I'm going to get with this one. I don't understand how colors work. I have managed to draw and paint 3 hearts. Yes, three.
Web Design- I have forgotten EVERYTHING I've ever known about web designing. It's so sad. Give me something to do.
American Apparel model- at 5'5 what other kind of model can I be?
Songwriter
Pianist
Chef
Own a restaurant

TO BE CONTINUED...

I have to study for this O-chem midterm and I'm failing miserably.

Untitled

Thu, 23 Oct 2008 02:25:17 +0000

I wanted to be a writer when I grew up but my 9th grade English teacher told me I sucked. And my 10th grade teacher confirmed it. (I had the same teacher for 11th grade) and by 12th grade, I had given up. I want to be many things and today, I see that I am still the same lazy and boring 16-year-old that I was 4 years ago.

But it's going to change, starting with this blog.

Ouch.

Sat, 11 Nov 2006 20:43:46 +0000

"Boys are initiated into these grades at about the ages of 5 and 9, respectively. The expressed purpose of the initiations is to open the path leading to manhood by violently separating the boys from women, especially from their mothers, whose breast milk is believed to have consitituted their flesh. The ordeals consist of rubbing the boy's penis and scrotum with stinging nettles and slashing the boy's glans penis with a bamboo razor."