CHAIRMAN LEBS AT YOUR SER-BISYO

someone just wanted to kill me kanina...LITERALLY

Fri, 23 Feb 2007 16:35:01 +0000

hay..pagod na ako........ someone just wanted to kill me literally sa may meatshop.. and i literally ran for my life man. i jus dowana name names coz it wud be taken against me AGAIN. damn.

am i really that worse?

well, yeah maybe i am but only to YO eyes (ung gustong pumatay sakin)

yous a judgmental son of a gun. you dint even gives me tha chanz ta expuhlain ma side dawg.

unfair....so unfair...of you.

so now, am gon pick up mahself, fix mahself, and prove ta you guyz WRONG....how much youve wronged me and vv. without even going there.

i dont have to prove anything to any of you, especially you...you know hu u are.

YOU DONT KNOW ME.

and i aint scared of you. u jus got a gun das why yo brave to want to "talk" to me. i'm only scared of God and God alone. oh, and ma parents and ma uncle sometimes.

i ran so fast and so far he dint reach me... you fool.. id rather be called "scaredykeeet" than to risk mah life with you gun or su'n.

even if you tell me there's a bunch of peops @ meatshop, that wont stop you from pulling that mofuckin trigger ryt in mah head.

i thout were all cool you said sorry a said sorry then you gon call me and tell me 100million fucks?! i dint even undahstand wacho sayn mayn i only hear FUCKFUCKFUCK without evn givin me'z tha chans ta speak.

now, IT'S MY TURN TO BAN. BAN YOU FROM GOIN TO MAH EVENT. no haters, gatecrashers, brawlers and shit. JUST LIKE MOTHERFUCKING YOU. how manly of you to curse me like that.

you want me to curse you and yo mofuckn place?

nah. i wont do that. i'll juz let tha Higher Being do that coz u so mean n shii.

there;s such a thing called karma babii..

peace out. please dont try 2 kill me again coz it really made me scared n shiit. oh, and by the way, i HAVE friends. fool.

peace. :)

WATCH OUT FOR UNDAUNTED 2

Sat, 06 Jan 2007 11:34:07 +0000

This coming February, LEBS presents

UNDAUNTED 2

alternative meets hiphop.

WATCH OUT.

BLANKO ANG UTAK KO

Fri, 23 Jun 2006 02:57:45 +0000

Updates:

Hindi na ako makapaginternet tulad ng dati dahil sobrang everyday na ako umuuwi ng 12mn, 1am, 2am etc. At ngayon na wala yung propesor ko, opportunity ko na ito para makapag-update sa mga pumupunta dito.

Magbabago na ako. Hindi ko na tatratuhin ang pagpasok sa eskwelahan bilang isang laro lamang. Iyan kasi ang ginawa ko nung 1st year ako dito sa UP. Hindi ko pinahalagahan ang edukasyon ko dito sa eskwelahang pinagkakakandarapaan ng halos lahat dahil inuna ko ang ligaya. Ngayon, binigyan na ako ng ultimatum-- bawal na daw ako magdrop, bawal ako bumagsak, bawal magincomplete, bawal bawal bawal. Atleast gising na ko sa aking isang taong pagiging lutang. Marunong na ako mamili ng prof at subject na papasukan dito sa UP. Nagclassroom to classroom kami ni Clods para maghanap ng subjects--pahirapan talaga to seryoso. Yung isang klase pinagtalent show pa kami para lang tangggapin kami. Pag ramdam naming namimigay ng 5 yung prof, baboo na.

Masaya ako sa subject kong malikhaing pagsulat dahil sobrang lufet nung prof kong si turgo.

Parati akong pinagpapawisan. (yuck)

Gusto ko nang pumayat (pa rin).

Miss ko na si Gabo, Pam S, Osang, Karen.

Birthday ko na sa July 2 kaya text niyo ko. Hahahahaha

Namimiss ko na magsulat. =(

THIS IS NOT PORNOGRAPHY..THIS IS ART!

Tue, 06 Jun 2006 01:33:43 +0000

Scenario: Gloomy lights. Bathtub filled with water and blood in the middle. A depressed girl in it. She is not crying – in fact, she’s very solemn. She’s wearing a white night gown (made of satin). She slowly submerges. Black out.

Lights on. Random movement of three girls. All wearing the same night gown. A hunk enters and forces girl 2 to have sex. Girl 1 pulls her away from him. Struggle. Girl 1 pushes hunk violently. Guy falls. Guy moves on the floor. Girl 1 carries Girl 2 in front. Both gaze lustfully. They kiss torridly. Girl 2 is on top of Girl 1. Girl 2 is about to take off her nightgown but Girl 1 stopped her. Girl 2 is confused. She doesn’t know what to do. She backs off far away from Girl 1. She bumps into Girl 3 and find solace in her. Hug tight. Girl 1 sits down. Cries. Covers her face. Guy stands up. Sits adjacently with Girl 1. But with obvious distance. Guy cries also. Black out.

Spot light on Lady 1 who strangles herself with a belt. Freeze. Spot light on Lady 2 who slashes her wrist using a knife. Freeze. Spot light on Lady 3 who overdoses herself with sleeping pills. Freeze. Spot light on Lady 4 who shoots herself in the head. Freeze. Spot light on Lady 5 who drowns herself to death. Freeze. Spot light on Lady 6 who injects her arms with drugs. Freeze. Spotlight on Lady 7 who puts some poison on her food and then later on eats it. Freeze. Lights fade out. Seven ladies doing it randomly, repetitively. Then a kid enters. She’s wearing A white dress, like that of a fairy or an angel. She holds a wand and fairy dust. She throws fairy dust to every Lady she passes by. She is very innocent. Seven ladies gradually stop killing themselves. Some throw away their paraphernalia, and some give it to the kid. Kid exits. Black out.

T.B.C.....

MIND SEX (A. KEYS)

Sat, 03 Jun 2006 13:49:14 +0000

Conversation.

Stimulation.

Good talk.

Mind sex.

Can you keep up or are you sleeping on what I've said?

It takes a whole lotta (wo)man to understand that good love is just

Stimulation.

Conversation.

Good talk.

So let's have sex

I wanna make love.

VANDAL SA CR NG BABAE SA UP & MORE

Sat, 03 Jun 2006 02:04:56 +0000

"The body is an instrument which only gives off music when it is used as a body. Always as an orchestra, and just as music traverses walls, so sensuality traverses the body and reaches up to ecstasy."

"eh nanghihingi ka pa ng advice eh ang papakinggan mo lang eh yung gusto mong marinig. tsk tsk."

"ah cute lesbian looking for a cute gf" reply: "kung cute ka eh bakit kailangan mo pang magvandal dito?" hehehehehehehe!

SA UP JEEP - "For what does it profit a man if he gain the world but suffer the loss of his own soul?"

SA LIKOD NG TRAK (NA NAMAN) - AY! Suzu.

KUNG AKO AY ISANG PARTE NG BAHAY...(ADDED SOME SHIT)

Tue, 30 May 2006 02:19:10 +0000

malamang, ako ay isang...

1.) CHIMINEYA - dahil kung ako'y magyosi eh parang wala nang bukas. mahirap mang aminin subalit ako'y isa na atang chain smoker. ata ah. dahil hindi ako nakukuntento sa isang stik lang pag ako ay busog. kumbaga sa isang bahay, parang winter na lang ebridey...waaah gusto ko na ito bawasan! wala lang. :)

2.) KUSINA - hindi lang dahil sa ako ay pataba na ng pataba at palapad ng palapad dahil sa mga kinakain ko, kundi na rin, minsan kasi pag nagagawi ako sa kusina ng matagal eh yung yung aroma ba ng kusina eh dumidikit sa tshirt ko. amoy ginisang sibuyas! kaya feeling ko kusina ako minsan. pero shempre nagpapalit naman ako ng tshirt.

3.) BEDROOM - sapagkat wala na akong ibang ginawa kundi humilata sa kama at magreklamo kung gaano na ako kataba...at .. yon..pag pagod ka, pwede mo kong sandalan yuck labo

4.) BATHROOM - dahil gaya ng marami, mahilig din akong mapag-isa at magmuni muni sa banyo. doon pala ako nagdadasal para dramatic with the shower effect diba. taray

5.) LIVING ROOM - dahil warm ako at welcoming. hindi ako yung tipong hindi iwewelcome yung mga tao. may pagkaflexible ako at mahaba tolerance ko sa mga may atitude problem pramis. tsaka diba sa living room dun nagpapainom ng juice mga may-ari ng bahay? ayon. nagpapainom din ako ng juice hehe

6.) MUSIC ROOM - dahil ang musika ay isa sa mga pangunahing lenggwahe ko. piano drums pagsulat ng kanta o tula pakikinig sa maingay o pangsayaw basta yun reggae or something like it.

7.) GARAHE - sapagkat pwede mo kong parkingan pag ikaw ay napapagod. naks. at! flexible din ako gaya ng garahe dahil pwede ka rin mag7th birthday party dito, inuman, sugalan, mahjongan, you name it!

8.) BODEGA - sapagkat nagtatago din ako ng mga old stuff, lalu na kapag sentimental. kasi naaalala ko kapag naglilinis ako ng bahay at nababasa ko ang mga liham at kacheapan ko dun sa dati kong karelasyon, nasesenti baga ako at nageend up na wala akong itatapon.

9.) BAR - dahil marami rin akong klaseng inumin na iniinom although mahina ako sa wine ganon. tsaka gusto ko rin most of the time chillax lang.

10.) HAGDAN - sapagkat tulad lahat ng tao, may times na feeling ko paakyat na ng paakyat status ko o kalagayan ko tapos biglang may dimonyong tutulak sa akin pababa. tapos aakyat ulit ako.

Yon. So to sum it all up, pwede na akong maging bahay. Labo.

HINDI KO ALAM KUNG TULA BA TO OR WHAT

Tue, 30 May 2006 02:03:39 +0000

A thousand crystals illuminate right before my virgin eyes; I am unmoved.

Its beauty is a trap. It is blinding.

How unnerving the scorching rays of the sun can be.

The vastness of the ocean is swallowing me whole. Yet, I'm all good.

Because.

My petrified soul is finally shaken.

MGA NABASA KO KUNG SAAN SAAN

Fri, 26 May 2006 12:36:40 +0000

Sa isang pintuan sa Marikina Shoe Expo - "The door to success is labeled 'PUSH'..."

Sa likod ng trak - "Do not follow me because i'm lost too..."

Headline sa isang tabloid - "LONELY WIFE DRINKS ACID, death pills. She couldnt make up her mind as how she wanted to die. The lonely wife at first desired it to be quick and easy. Then she decided on a torturous suicide. In a moment of insanity, she popped twenty sleeping pills and washed them down with muriatic acid."

May nagtext sa akin (haha FEELINGERA talaga ampota) - "Too bad I was not able to relish the aesthetic electricity at Mag:net. You mightve heightened my sensibility. You dont know me from Adam, but I think you're swell and smooth."

Text ni Maimai- "tuwing.....

.......

......

kol, twingkol, littol star!"

WAAAAAAAAAHHHHH NATUPAD PANGARAP KO!!!!!!!!!!

Wed, 24 May 2006 14:05:22 +0000

THANK YOU!

GOD

Mommy and Daddy

Palma Family

Reyes Family

Rejano Family

Bries Family

Kuya Raymar

Rissa Silva

Quark Henares

NU107

The Philippine Star

Magnet Katipunan

Josh Santos

Cara Eriguel

Viene Munoz my bestfriend

Ate Charisse

Hymn of Siren

1. Marcee

2. Den

3. Ninya

4. Maya

5. Cindy

Death by Chocolate

1. Den

2. Charlie

3. Gelain

4. Chem

5. Sim

6. Emily

7. Dartz

8. Rabang

9. Railla

Ciudad

1. Justin

2. Jeff

3. Mitch

4. Mikey

Kampai

1. Oboy & co.

Menaya

1. Mike & co.

God's Dice

1. Carr

2. Dan

3. Rhian

4. Nic

Kriska Ylagan

Clods Patajo

Ninya Espiritu

Jazel

Frank Magalona

Gary

Pam Canyada

Koda mah main man!

Arvee Merrera

Maimai Quinto

Bamba De Guzman

Keno ni BAMBA

Mga hatak ng DBC

Jussell

Pam Solilapsi

Abe Abe

Lara Obag

OSANG!!

Julie Reyes

JB Baltazar

Julie Lorenzo

George Cortes

Kebot ni George

Jomar Revilla

Da Capitol Boys

Fatima Palma

Josh Palma

Andrew Palma

Yguel Tan & co.

Carlo Cannu

Sa mga walk-ins

Mga sikat na dumaan like

Raymund Marasigan of Sandwich

Myrene(?) of Sandwhich

THE QUARK HENARES

Peque Gallaga(?)

Yung drummer ng Sugarfree

Yung drummer ng Kala (yes sikat na)

Put your name here kung pumunta ka: _________

This event would not be possible without these people...

For one night, I felt invincible.

For one night, I felt in control.

For one night, I played the role of God.

For one night, I have managed to shrug off the comment of this one person who said that MY POETRY SUCKED...at MY solo event. During MY show.

For one night, I relaized that maybe THAT PERSON (if he's a person) cant even do even half of what I did.

For one night, people were congratulating me even before the show started.

For one night, I was able to make 100+ come.

For one night, The Quark Henares (who have already proven himself by winning INTERNATIONAL AWARDS for directing) told me that MY POEMS WERE GREAT. (I dont think THAT PERSON ever achieved anything like this that's why he's pulling ME down.)

For one night, I felt...ME. :)